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"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence."
Christopher Hitchens — The North Star of This Whole Operation

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Hot Take Polls

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Where's the 24 Virgins?

Hitchens Difficulty
200 souls wander Paradise. 24 Virgins hide among them — they have a faint golden halo shimmer.
Click on each potential Virgin — is she (or he?) the one! If not, move on to the next.
You can't have enough Virgins in Heaven. Each find delivers a Hitchens-grade roast. 90 seconds. Go.
Found: 0 / 24
Time: 90s

PARADISE AWAITS

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90 seconds • 200 characters • 24 hidden • Hitchens is judging you

South Park vs. Family Guy

Greatest Clip Tournament
Vote head-to-head. 8 legendary clips enter. 1 champion emerges. Watch before you vote.
SOUTH PARK  vs.  FAMILY GUY
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Round 1 of 3
Quarterfinals
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Hitchens or AI?

Can You Tell the Difference?
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Sacred Cow Tipper

Smash the Dogma
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Sacred cows pop up — smash them with truth before they hide! Golden cows = 3x points. 30 seconds. Go.

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South Park or Real News?

The Line Has Blurred
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The Overton Window

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